You're probably going through a roller-coaster of emotion right now that looks something like: What?! How could it be?! No way! Or, actually… well… yeah, that totally makes sense.
Here's the deets:
It's a free for all with Robert Kardashian's ex-wives coming forward revealing some juicy bits about the Royal Realty TV Family.
"Khloe is not his kid," says Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner. "He told me that after we got married," according to Radar.
Ellen Kardashian, also 63 who married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, confirms this.
"He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, 'Well, you know that Khloe's not really a Kardashian, don't you?' And I said… 'OK,' and that was it," Ellen said.
Sure, we've all considered it. Khloe looks wildly different from Kim and Kourtney (unless you're judging looks and body type by the odd photoshop disaster) and is, frankly, more fun and less whiney than them as well. So, it only makes sense that she comes from different stock. But, which stock is the question.
According to Kris Jenner's new book, she cheated on Robert while they were married, a secret that was reportedly flaunted so much that Robert was fully aware.
Ellen, the most recent widow (who, to be fair, has fallen on some hard times, financially speaking, which may very well be a driving factor for this sudden BIG REVEAL), said that Robert and Kris weren't sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived.
But while Robert had his suspicions, he never went through with a DNA test for fear of offending his family and Khloe.
WELL. You know what? If this is true, Khloe, you've just got to own it. You have always been the preferred sister in this ridiculous threesome, so now we know why and we can all move on (to finding your father -- I, for one, am dying to know).
I can already see Kris Jenner's head spinning with the reality show, barbie dolls, and The Kardashian: Find Your Father board game options. Scandal be dammed, world dominance here they come.
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