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Beyonce And Jay-Z Bring Blue Ivy Home

Bye bye Beysus!

After a four day stay in the Lenox Hill Hospital, Beyoncé and Jay-Z checked out this morning to bring the beautiful Blue Ivy home. The couple entered the hospital Saturday evening where they gave birth to their beautiful baby girl. As much as the staff loved having the A-list couple on location, I'm sure those pissed of patients were happy to see them leave.

But how did the couple work their way out of the hospital? After all, about a hundred paparazzi members and thousands of fans stalked the site for days in hopes of snapping the first pic of Blue Ivy.

Well, for starters, they left in the middle of the night or early morning while most of the stalkers slept. E! Online reports that a motorcade of SUVs drove away from the medical center round 1:30 a.m. too bad a camera's flash still works at night.

Second, they used decoy vehicles in hopes of confusing photographers and reporters. According to E!'s article, two vehicles with tinted-out windows pulled out first, followed by a van. The SUVs blocked traffic so the van could roll down East 76th Street (reportedly going the wrong way on a one-way street) before turning north on Park Avenue. Very Italian Job, if you ask me.

It's possible that the late-night drive by was a set up to throw off the paparazzi, and the couple didn't really leave at that time. If this traffic jam happened for no reason, I sure Blue Ivy and Co. will piss off even more people.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z clearly went through a lot of trouble to keep their baby safe, and will probably continue to do so until they die. Good luck with that one child.

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