I haven't stopped listening to the David Lynch remix of Zola Jesus' "In Your Nature" (listen here) since it hit the 'net yesterday. The song is so out-of-control good, I got to thinking, who else could really benefit from a Lynch remix? The answer? A whole lot of people. Here's what you should do: log onto Spotify, listen to David Lynch's fantastically weird new album Crazy Clown Time (Ology's Review) and check out my Top 10 list of bands/artists whose songs Lynch should tinker with next:
#1: Marilyn Manson
Sounds Like: Industrial metal cover of an '80s favorite with the Eraserhead baby screaming in the background.
#2: Duran Duran
Sounds Like: "The Chauffeur" as performed by the Twin Peaks dwarf.
#3: Rammstein
Sounds Like: Militaristic German heavy metal with real-life factory machine sounds.
#4: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Sounds Like: A woman howling because giant rats are breaking cheap wine bottles on her head.
#5: TV On The Radio
Sounds Like: Lo-fi grunge/doo-wop recorded in a suburban city dump. (Compactor solo!)
#6: Lady Gaga
Sounds Like: Crap.
#7: Tom Jones
Sounds Like: Vegas swing music featuring a dead hooker on the xylophone.
#8: The Glee Cast
Sounds Like: American Horror Story.
#9: The Ghost Of Ol' Dirty Bastard
Sounds Like: 36 Chambers-era Wu Tang, strangely enough.
#10: Elmo
Sounds Like: The best/worst nightmare you've ever had.
Using Spotify? Listen to Crazy Clown Time (2011) by David Lynch right here.
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