If I were the narrator from Bastion, I might say that this "Sh*t [Insert Members Of Group Du Jour Here] Say" phenomenon is spreading like fresh strawberry preserves on the side of a warm hunk of bread. Sadly, I'm not the narrator from Bastion, so I'm just going to tell you that, man, all kinds of people are saying all kinds of sh*t lately. First there was Sh*t My Dad Says, whose Twitter successor Sh*t Girls Say (and its accompanying web series) is now the center of the saying-stuff galaxy. Now there are specific videos for yogis, vegans--basically any sub-group you can imagine. Wookiees, of course, are no exception. The galaxy's cuddliest aliens (some of you guys are like, "But what about the Lepi?" You shut the hell up about the Lepi) have made their saying-things debut with an amazing video. OK, so mostly it's just clips of Chewbacca from the Star Wars movies, but there's always time for Chewbacca. Listen to the sage wisdom of this legendary Wookiee warrior:
Man, Chewbacca was the best animal sidekick ever. Wicket and Jar Jar Binks got nothin'. Do you think anyone--anyone--in their right mind would watch "Sh*t Gungans Say?" I mean, maybe you could make a case for Boss Nass but that's it. This was pretty good but I'd rather see some original content. Geeks! Go out into your backyards, grab your Toys R Us lightsabers (I know you have some kicking around) and give the world "Sh*t Jedi and/or Sith Say." May the Force be with you.
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