Well folks, it's December 31 and that means one thing: New Year's Eve. Time to break out the bubbly, toss back some shots, and do as many bad things as possible before beginning those New Year's resolutions. At the Ology office we know how to throw a party. After all, we're probably the most entertaining and energetic group of people out there. Not to mention all of us can hold our liquor. But given our whole "we are family" mentality, it'd be beyond awkward to make-out with each other when the clock strikes 12 tonight. Plus that'd make for some uncomfortable editorial meetings. So here are the celebs we invited to our big bash. Here's to a drunk and debauchery party filled with some A-list action.
To almost no one's surprise, Sports Editor Anthony Schneck wants to have a bromantic three way with some Dallas Cowboys. Specifically, retired player Troy Aikman and current QB Tony Romo. I just hope their wives don't mind.
The Vampire Diaries' star Paul Wesley managed to win over our Managing Editor Sharon Tharp. But she's not the only one with a blood sucking date. Celeb Writer Leah Rocketto is happy to snogg with Robert Pattinson. Let's just hope those four keep the biting to a minimum.
Now that How To Make It In America ended, Bryan Greenberg had time to stop by and make a move on Celebrity Editor Stephanie Webber. Too bad she's playing tough to get. I guess the actor-singer has to serenade her before he gets any action.
Speaking of hard to get, Michael Fassbender had trouble making it to our party. Something about filming a ton of movies in 2012. But he wanted to end the year on a high note, and the only way to do that is by playing grab a*s with our Film Editor Emily Cheever. We can't blame him for that.
Drive co-stars Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan showed up together, but they'll be leaving with other people. Creative Director Chelsea Davison plans on hooking up with this year's unofficial sexiest man alive, while Features Editor Matt Marquez took the red-eye from Hawaii to make out with the British beauty.
Our Fashion Editor Lauren Caruso is hiding in the corner with Abbey Lee Kershaw. When Lauren isn't "tonguing the s*it" out of the model, she's attempting to try on her clothes. It's nice to know where her priorities lie.
The always American Sports Editor Bison Messink showed his patriotism by inviting Michelle Obama to tonight's party. Even our first lady can't say no to a nice guy with a Big Gulp. And no, that's not a euphemism!
Kelly Rowland teamed up with our Director of Marketing Jarrett Cato. But rather than banging in the conference room, the two are belting out some sweet tunes. We knew we'd get him to sing eventually. TV Editor Terron Moore is dancing along to their jams. He would have invited someone but, let's face it, he considers himself the ultimate celebrity.
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