Riddle me this, GeekOlogist: What kind of video games do you think President Barack Obama plays? If you guessed Modern Warfare 3, I see where you're coming from, with the whole bin Laden thing, but sadly, you're incorrect. If you guessed Portal 2, I also see where you're coming from, because personally I think the President is awesome enough to appreciate Portal. Unfortunately, you are also wrong. No, it turns out the correct answer is... dance games. Specifically, Just Dance 3. Makes sense for a Wii owner with two young daughters and a First Lady committed to promoting physical activity.
Of course, once you know that the President digs Just Dance 3, the real question becomes: Is he any good at busting a virtual move? Our national pride may take a serious nosedive now that the truth has become public knowledge: President Obama usually gets an F. Says the Pres:
""The girls beat me every time on these various dance games. And you'll never get a picture of me [playing] because I get graded F every time."
Challenge accepted, Mr. Obama. Maybe the games journalists in your neck of the woods don't have the nads to snap a pic of you in the middle of a Just Dance 3 jam session--but we here at GeekOlogy answer to a higher authority! (That authority, by the way, is Sharon Tharp; her wrath is as terrifying as it is all-consuming.) I will get that pic and I think I'll even make a Disney Channel Original Movie out of it, for good measure.
inb4 Obama detractors rush out to purchase Dance Central!
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