At the risk of sounding callous to those who suffered minor injuries after getting unsuspectingly plowed over by a runaway cart -- this is hilarious.
Spring Dekaney beat Cibolo Steele in the Texas 5A Division II high school football championship game at Cowboy Stadium, when after the game, an endzone pilon somehow got wedged into the gas pedal of the cart, sending it on a rollicking, feel-good journey across the playing surface, bowling over anyone in its path, careening down the field as a host of Keystone Cops chased after it.
No one suffered injuries beyond the usual bumps and bruises, which is good, because now we don't have to get all glum and serious and act as if this isn't one of the funniest things we've ever seen. However, King Arthur Prayther, one of the gentleman who was plowed into, became disillusioned with humanity after the incident.
"I'm just disappointed," he told KHOU, Houston. "I can't believe it went 52 yards before it hit us, and nobody bother, at least, holler get out of the way."
Probably because everyone was too busy clasping their hands together in anticipation, and whispering "Oh man, this is gonna be great!"
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