I didn't need Ellen DeGeneres to tell me that Matthew Perry was banging the entire cast of Friends during its entire 236-episode run, but thanks for breaking it down for the unawares who couldn't see the obvious. This new clip from Ellen proudly displays the one person who was likely skipping out on the Perry peen--that'd be Jennifer Aniston, who was busy being famously married and dumped by Brad Pitt--discovering Matthew's (or David's, if you let Jen tell you) carnal affairs, which ostensbily includes quite the taste for blonde lesbians.
It's not a fully intact Friends reunion, as Lisa Kudrow. David Schwimmer, and Matt LeBlanc (though referenced) are all no-shows, but if you're a 90s NBC geek, this is a fancy treat. Watch the cast of Friends reunite on Ellen in the video below: