YOU BEST NOT MESS WITH BANE, BITCHES. HE. WILL. BREAK. YOU.
This is the new poster for The Dark Knight Rises, which everyone knows will be the best movie of all time. It will be better than Casablanca. Do not dispute me, everything that I hold near and dear to my heart is riding on this movie. The poster definitely hints at the Batman lore that Bane breaks Batman's back-- refer to this comic, which I like just because there's a dinosaur hanging out in the back.
Haha-- what's that T-Rex doing there? Oh T-Rex, you're so silly. Get out of there T-Rex! Alright, back to the movie...
Early reactions to The Dark Knight Rises prologue.
The new viral campaign.
Here's a list of theaters that will play The Dark Knight Rises prologue.
Here's a photo of Bane practicing. Yup, that's Tom Hardy, alright. I want to know who that guy is and if there's any way I can retroactively change lives with him.
I feel like Bane's theme song would be something like Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness." Or some kind of bass heavy funk song. Someone call Hans Zimmer!
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