Right now we can merely speculate on the horrors that rumor like this can produce. I'm having a hard time even thinking of how to say this...
...sigh...
Ryan Seacrest may replace Matt Lauer on the Today show.
Listen, I know some people really like Ryan Seacrest. I don't even mind his sexual ambiguity or fake tan. Those things happen in L.A. I think the biggest reason I am so hesitant to embrace this news is because I really don't think Ryan Seacrest needs any more money. That's it. It's not that he's the most annoying person in the world (although he's pretty high up there) but this guy gets paid for all the Kardashian bullsh*t as well as (but not limited to) American Idol, Red Carpet shows, New Year's Eve broadcasts, and something called Food Revolution. Oh, he's got his own radio show too. Doesn't he ever want to spend that money on something like a vacation?
When is he going to find the time to become a Today show host? What does that mean for American Idol? How much money will they pay him? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BRIAN DUNKLEMAN?

Haha, that guy.
Anyway, nothing's set in stone yet, but I'm hoping NBC finds another guy to replace the hottess that is Matt Lauer. Hey, I bet Dunkleman's schedule is wide open. He'd probably work for free.
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