Thanksgiving began thousands of years ago when the Indians decided to start fighting back against the hordes of marauding turkeys that were terrorizing their villages.
Just kidding, you guys, there are no turkeys in India. But there are Indians (meaning, people from India) in America, the land of the wild turkey. And those poor indians are being tormented by turkeys. So before you dive in and eat your thanksgiving turkey this year, think of this video. I guarantee that won't feel guilty about rending flesh from bone and stuffing it into your fat mouth. Because those gobble-gobbly little bastards have it coming to them.
And check out this uppity turkey, tormenting a United States Postal Worker.
Chew that turkey, buddy. Chew it up real good. That bird had it coming.
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