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Some Dude Was Squatting In The Home Of White Sox GM Kenny Williams


Sports Editor
On Nov 22, 2011

While White Sox General Manager Kenny Williams was out of town this week, a Chicago man, Wayne L. Field III, broke into Williams' Gold Coast house and made himself comfortable.

Sometime between November 18th and 21st, Fields entered Williams' home, drank Williams' beer, ate a frozen pizza, kicked his shoes off on Williams' bed and defrosted a lobster. During his luxurious stay, Fields apparently left behind a hospital bracelet with his name on it, according to NBC Chicago. Fields reportedly also surfed the internet at Williams' home, presumably to read SportsOlogy.

Police on Monday spotted Fields wearing Williams' clothes and arrested him. But boy, he really gave it one hell of a ride.

"It's just weird," said one of Kenny Williams' neighbors.

What a typical 1% response.

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