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The Trailer For 'Titanic 3D' Will Make You Weep


Film and TV Editor
On Nov 16, 2011

Here's the trailer for Titanic 3D, the movie event of the century... again! Now you will be actually see Kate Winslet's boobs coming at you! WATCH OUT FOR THOSE PERFECT TITTAYS!

 

BBC miniseries about the Titanic is in motion.
Happy Birthday, Leo GIFs!
He celebrated his birthday by celebrating with models.

Anyway, the one problem, the only problem I have with this is trailer is the title card that kicks in at the beginning:

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Eh, I'm not so sure about that. Casablanca wouldn't top that list? Schindler's List? I mean, let's be honest with ourselves Jim- Titanic is awesome, but it's not that awesome.

When "My Heart Will Go On" kicks in, I get major goosebumps. Ladies of the world, I implore you, we all will go into this theater sneaking a bottle of wine in and ready to weep, weep for Jack, weep for Kate, weep for our youth, and occasionally weep over the fact that the sinking of the Titanic was a horrific tragedy.

In other news, SportsOlogist Bison Messink has not seen Titanic. This disturbs me. I mean, honestly, who hasn't seen Titanic? Then I asked him why he wouldn't want to see Kate Winslet's bewbs and he rolled his eyes and said "Well, I've seen that part, we had the VHS, I fast forwarded it." I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Bison is a pervert.

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