Take it from a GeekOlogist: If a ninja shows up in your neighborhood standing near a sign that says "FIGHT ME" and holding out a foam ninja sword with which passerby may challenge him, approach him vary carefully. Chances are, he has a swarm of ninja buddies waiting in the wings to ambush hapless challengers. You may imagine ninjas as solo killers, but the truth is that ninja societies are very strong. There's actually a secret iPhone app that these guys use to set up meetings. It's all very high-tech. You'd be surprised how well ninjas have adapted to the Information Age!
Anyway, here's a video chronicling a series of ninja ambushes on the streets of Toronto. Improv in Toronto organized the entire martial arts throwdown and posted the results, for which we are forever grateful. Behold!
I don't like to perpetuate this feud, but I feel like pirates would never pull something like this.
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