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Wild Animals Loose In Zanesville, Ohio

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Some poor Midwestern tweens' game of Jumanji just took a turn for the worse.

As many as 48 deadly wild animals including wolves, bears, and tigers are currently on the loose in a central Ohio town called Zanesville, having escaped from a wildlife preserve after its owner was found dead of unknown causes. Don't feel too bad - he was a former felon, having been cited for weapons charges, animal abuse and neglect.

Zanesville is currently on lockdown until the animals are rounded up, and local police have been told to shoot to kill. Several beasts have already been shot, mostly by a crazy-eyed Robin Williams clad entirely in pelts.

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