On newsstands now you will see Sara Leal and Ashton Kutcher gracing the cover of almost every rag mag out there. The one you want to pick up is Us Weekly because Leal sat down with the magazine for a very revealing interview about what really went down in that Hard Rock hotel suite.
Wait a second? Really? A Hard Rock hotel suite? Classy! I guess the Motel 6 was all booked.
Supposedly on the night of September 24th Ashton Kutcher wasn't thinking with the correct head and decided it would be a good idea to have unprotected sex with a random blond chick after a party in the hot tub. Does anyone else feel like that sounds like a bad episode of The Real World? Let's face it, Ashton Kutcher is a glorified Real World cast member and this incident proves why. But, wait, seriously? Who has sex without a condom these days? I mean, come on...
Sara Leal told Us Weekly that Ashton initiated everything. "He just came up and kissed me," said Ms. Leal. Well, of course she is going to tell the world that he was the one to start it all. We already think this chick is a slut so she needs to do everything in her power to place the blame on him. She also said that he was good in bed. Well, let's hope he was! I mean, even if he is a slime ball let's at least hope that he knows what he is doing in the bedroom.
Okay, here's the thing. This girl is soaking up all the money and attention she can from this whole alleged scandal. Will we ever know the truth? I guess not. But I think it is in poor taste to run to the tabloids and run your mouth about an affair you've had with a married man. Has this Sara Leal chick seen Ghost? G.I. Jane? Striptease? Clearly she is not a Demi Moore fan. Maybe she doesn't like her movies and this is her way of getting revenge. Whatever the case may be spilling all of these alleged facts to Us Weekly is just tacky. But, I bet she made a pretty penny!
This is really bad, but part of me believes it all... Maybe I just want to believe it all because I'm single and lonely and hearing about someone else's juicy affair entertains me. Especially when it involves Ashton Kutcher in a hot tub. He may be a douche but he is still nice to look at. Who's with me?
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[The Huffington Post]
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