Workaholics Recap: Season 2, Episode 4 "Model Kombat" (10/11/2011)
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Blake’s developed a little bit of an obsession with the
house Playstation, and it’s taking over his life. He doesn’t shower, he barely
makes it to work- but it’s all about him making the Top 50. Meanwhile, now that
Alice is single, Adam has his sights on his angry boss. But while he’s attempting
to woo Alice, he learns that the company’s website needs a new male model.
Looks like someone just found a new job—and a reason to go to the mall!
While Adam prepares for his model-off, Anders heads over to
a place we’re going to pretend isn’t the Apple Store for the Genius Bar, and
Blake stops at a fitness store to pick up boxing tips for Playstation
domination. Anders discovers that the reason why his computer is messed up is
because Adam likes to jerk off on it a lot, so when Adam and Anders say a hell
of a lot of inappropriate things about assholes and masturbation, Anders takes
off his shirt and a model scout has found his new prodigy.
Despite Adam’s jealousy, Anders becomes a model, and once
Alice spots his professional shots, she decides to use him as the model for the
site. Adam deals with his bouts of insecurity by venting to Blake, who
unknowingly suggests that Adam try to destroy Anders’ face. When Adam gets
caught and Blake tries to put him in timeout, Adam decides to take the house
Playstation hostage. The next day is a parking lot fight for Anders and Adam to
settle the score once and for all, but Blake goes so low in the rankings that
he decides to fight Adam instead. Using his training from the fitness store,
Blake accidentally decks Jillian in the face, and when Anders strangles Adam in
plastic, Adam starts choking on his gum until Alice saves his life. To bring
things back to normal, Anders goes against being the site’s model, insisting
that he wants to do web design instead.
There's a great chunk of middle in here, but my favorites were definitely the opener and the closer. Blake running into an ice cream truck was hilarious, and Adam's bit about fixing 'Ders computer made my head fall off.
SumOlogy: Definitely one
of Adam’s best episodes.
Grade: 8/10
Leftovers
FUNNIEST. OPENER. YET.
“I’m not afraid of her. I will
headbutt that cross-eyed b*tch.”
“I’ll be a pacifist. I’ll pass my fist across your face!”
“YOU CAN’T BREAK IT, BLAKE, IT’S
WALNUT!”
“I see it. It’s like an albino
Mike Tyson.”
“What’s your planley, Stanley?”
“I’m about to fight this little French girl, and I think I’m
about to kick her Le Ass.”
“You’re using ‘butthole’ out of context!”
“My black friend online calls me the white Tyrese.”
“Just keep bein’ yourself. Studmuffin.” “That’s horrible
advice. Most people don’t like me.”
“She’s gonna be looking at me in a different light. Probably
because we’re gonna be scissoring each other’s bungholes.”
“IF THIS WAS JAIL, I WOULD F*CK YOU! IN THE SHOWER!”
“It’s Mark Wahlberg’s brother. Everybody knows that.”
“I think I know a certain horseman that might want to take
you out for a trot.”
“You can smell the
obesity. It’s amazing.”
“Sexy babies with incredible discipline.”
“Okay, here’s the bigger problem. Under your keyboard here,
you’ve got quite a bit of dry semen.”
“I’m not saying that she has a loose butthole!”
“Do you even know how
many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?”
“My face… is an awesome face.”
“I got some tube socks, though. I’m gonna be very careful
next time.”
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