If the iPhone 4S' voice command system Siri is a little too utilitarian for you, you might want to seek out a variation on the awesome new technology that has a bit more... personality. Might I suggest GLaDOS, the A.I. overlord from Valve's acclaimed Portal series? GLaDOS has enough organizational know-how to keep your life in order... and she'll only try to end it when it's dramatically appropriate. Plus, she'll introduce you to some great new friends... which you'll ultimately have to incinerate in order to survive her devious games.
Sure, GLaDOS doesn't sound like your typical Apple product, but don't lie: You know you thought of this as soon as you saw Apple introduce Siri. Search your feelings, GeekOlogist! If you knew you could be carrying GLaDOS around in your pocket, you'd snag an iPhone 4S in a (pitiful, organic) heartbeat. The following video from YouTube's bamfer23 imagines a future where this is a thing that happens. It is a wonderful future.
For the love of all things Portal, email Apple to ask for GLaDOSiri. Or don't. You monster.
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