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Breaking: Bert and Ernie To Remain In Closet

Noah Rothman
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A petition is circulating on the internet from Change.org that is requesting Sesame Street allow Bert and Ernie to come out of the closet and marry.

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The pair’s sexual orientation has long been the subject of scrutiny. They live together, work together and even bathe together; this has led many to speculate that they may be in a long-term homosexual relationship. On the heels of New York State’s recent gay marriage legislation, this petition requests that Bert and Ernie “come out” publically. The petition, created by Illinois resident Lair Scott, has received more than 5,000 signatures.

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In 2007, Sesame Workshop president and CEO, Gary Knell, addressed the controversial double life that the Muppets continue to lead. "They do not exist below the waist," said Knell. As the controversial petition gained steam over the last week, the show’s creators addressed the petition on their Facebook: “They [Bert and Ernie] remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation." Yes, America, we are actually talking about this.

While Sesame Street has never shied away from teaching children controversial and progressive messages to children, including topics like AIDS and race, it seems clear that Bert and Ernie will not be making a pre-nuptial trip to City Hall anytime soon. In response to the Facebook announcement, one angered fan decried the hypocrisy of the program’s seeming bias toward heterosexual relationships: “The Count has had several girlfriends, to name just one example,” one Facebook fan said. Philandering is, evidently, is not the taboo that same-sex marriage is.

In fact, this movement to promote Bert and Ernie’s self-acceptance has prompted a backlash. A petition, also on Change.org, now seeks to prevent the pair from marrying, although it has not been as well received (at 103 signatures to date).

This is precisely the slippery slope that anti-gay marriage activists had warned us about! If two men can marry, why can’t two foam and antron fleece puppets? Can a man marry a puppet? Can a puppet marry a man?

If Jim Henson could have weighed in on this debate, I’m sure he would set us all straight…

Is this a welcome distraction from the onset of the second great depression, or do we have more pressing matters of public policy to talk about?

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