Okay, so I don’t really know what to make of this, and I don’t entirely trust it, seeing as it comes from UK tabloid The Star, and we all know what UK tabloids are capable of… but it’s just way too weird and hilarious not to share anyway.
Apparently during a gig in Melbourne, Australia, Latin pop sensation (still?) Enrique Iglesias took a 20-minute break in his set-list to invite four men onstage to talk about how they lost their virginity. Whoa, yeah, right, what? Keep in mind that Ricky Martin was the one that came out of the closet.
Then Iglesias, who apparently later revealed that he’d been mixing alcohol with antibiotics, volunteered this little nugget of fantasticness:
“I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17 and a half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds… What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious.”
No, I’m being serious… what the hell, is this seriously what happens at an Enrique Iglesias concert? I know your career has been over for years now, but there’s no sense in turning away the last few twitterpated house moms and lonely hearts who still melt over your records.
Wow, what a sound bite. Substitute the word “hero” for “small dick” and I’ll think it’ll all begin to make sense:
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