Well, Ologists, we've hit that very special time of day where madness eclipses all rational thought and the shriveling gaze of eldritch terrors, like a baleful star overhead, illuminates the strange corners of our weird little world.
Also, it's snacktime.
I don't usually confront the Cthulhu Mythos head-on in HumorOlogy posts. It's poor form, really--laughter is one of the only things that will protect us when the Great Old Ones rise to bring ruin to Earth. If I have to call out a horror from beyond the stars, I'll usually do it over on GeekOlogy, where it's a fair fight. Today, however, I ended up stumbling across a video of a dude eating something called a "dancing squid bowl" over in Japan, and I thought to myself, "OK, I'll bite." I mean, I won't bite the squid; that'd be gross, and really hard to do through my computer. I mean I'll bite and write about the story. Even though it might piss off Cthulhu.
This video comes to us from YouTube's richayanami, a bold traveler with a daring palate. In Hakodate, on the Japanese island of Hokkaido, he ordered the dancing squid bowl and got... this. Certainly lives up to the name:
Is this squid alive, and reacting to the sauce? Is it dead, and being animated by the salt in the sauce? Are its motions orchestrated by the whims of an intelligence far beyond our understanding?
Did... did you guys hear that too?
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