What a glorious Tuesday morning it is! The birds are chirping whilst New Yorkers hustle and bustle to their jobs- even the junkies are smiling. You know why? Because they heard that the first poster from the highly anticipated The Dark Knight Rises. Below you'll find the poster and I'll let you know the potential "eggs" that are on it. Buckle up, nerds.
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Now, I've heard a lot of things while trolling the fan sites for news recently. Mostly, the interwebz is a buzz with information on the first teaser trailer. I kind of held off reporting some news because I couldn't find any credible sources to back up information. But here's the thing- let's all agree that rumors are rumors and fake sh*t is fake sh*t and we can just share information as a pleasant community.
FACT: The first teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises will be in front of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
FACT: It has a running time of 1:26 minutes
Source: Here and here
RUMOR: The teaser won't just have the Bat Signal, but shots of Selina, Bruce, and Bane. It will also have a Bane voiceover and (SPOILER?) allusions that Bane will in fact, break Batman's back. (O...M....G)
And now for the poster:

OK, shall I take you through the apparent secrets hidden in the poster. For clarity's sake, let's look at it like a clock face- bottom of the poster is 6 and top is 12. If you look at about 8:30, right underneath the tip of the batwing, you can kind of see a face on the building reminiscent of the joker. Some people are also claiming it's the Superman logo. Anyway, Two Face is hanging out at about 5:30 (apparently) and there's a vague shadow at about 6:30 which could be either a guy in a straight jacket or Batman.
These eggs are hard and hurt my eyes, so here's what I recommend, just enjoy the glory that is the poster.
I am now opening the floor to comments.
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