We will begin this article by giving all due credit to The Daily, who wanted to make extra very special certain that we wouldn't just steal this breaking, earth-shattering news about Terrell Owens burgeoning acting career without acknowledging our source. Any time TO attempts some sort of shenanigans off the field, we're on top of it, but The Daily really beat us to the punch on this one, because they have exclusive access to all things Terrell Owens. Here's the scoop: TO wants to star in a sitcom loosely based on his life. Hilarious, right? What could make for better television than a mysterious "accidental overdosing" episode that shows just how serious this fun-loving guy can get? Nothing, we say.
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The proposed show would be called 8 & 1, a sly reference to TO's jersey number, which is 81. Do you get it? This sitcom will not feature your typical lowest common denominator bullsh*t. We're taking on living with moms, dealing with jilted lovers, and raising illegitimate children. The only way we would watch this is if it starred Antonio Cromartie instead of noted panjandrum Terrell Owens. Actually, when do we get an Antonio Cromartie reality show? Make it happen, HBO! Oh, and how do we know that TO's NFL career is dead? Here's what he says about acting, according to The Daily, which originally published this shocking news: "It's no different from football." Good luck, TO!
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