Tonight the Chicago Bulls will play the Miami Heat, and they must win in order to keep alive their hopes of playing the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. What everyone wants to know, of course, is what Kyle Korver is thinking in these dire times. SportsOlogy provides some possibilities.
Kobe Bryant and Mike Brown's text message exchange.
The Mavs are back in the Finals, Cuban goes on full alert.
Yes, James Harden is good.
Kyle Korver's deep thoughts before Game 5:
How much pomeade should I use tonight? I need an "elegantly mussy" look.
I can't wait for 'Two and a Half Men' to start.
Should my pregame meal be Kraft macaroni and cheese or Chef Boyardee?
I think Mike Miller and I would get along well. Make a note to send him a text message.
I wonder what Wally Szcczzczzvzczerbiak is up to these days?
Gotta remember to work on getting Derrick Rose to talk to me.
I'm envious of Coach Thibs' husky voice. And his hair. And his dreamy eyes.
Remember to make it to unicycle practice tomorrow.
There you have it. That's what Kyle Korver is thinking before tonight's elimination game, and with his motivation the Bulls should be in no trouble at all.
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