Matthew Vaugh, director of Kick-Ass and the upcoming X-Men: Origins probably stuck his penis in January Jones' vagina to ejaculate sperm to fertilize her egg. Was that TMI? Probably. Anyway, you've probably heard that Jones is preggers and she hasn't actually said who the father is.
For a while it was rumored that the baby daddy was former beau Jason Sudeikis
She's also in a "celebrity feud" with Hangover 2 star Zach Galifikinakis
Anyway, blind items on the interwebz this week are exploding with infomation on this unborn baby. From Crazy Days and Nights...
"So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out."
So, here's the breakdown. A while ago it was reported that Jones was knocked up by someone on the set of X-Men. Matthew Vaughn is English, married to supermodel Claudia Schiffer (blonde bombshell...he has a type), best friends with Guy Richie (who was married to Madonna). Vaughn married Schiffer in 2002 and has three kids by her. Also, Schiffer's ex is David Copperfield who is kind of renowned as a giant douche bag.
It seems pretty straight forward if you ask me. Here's the thing though; I still love January Jones. She went on a highly publisized rampage to get people to stop shark finning and she likes Coors Light. Not to mention that she's doing a great job playing a crazy bitch on television's best show.
So does it matter if Matthew Vaughn knocked her up? Not really. I doubt she's going to ask him to leave his wife for her- she seems to have the sh*t pretty much figured out. She's also said she's looking forward to being a single mom. Plus, if she hasn't said it's him yet so it seems like there might be some decorum in this situation. One can hope.
Here's a photo of J.J. at the X-Men: First Class premiere:
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