So I should probably save something like this for my Weekly Apocalypse Warning, because it's horrendous, makes me sad, and will probably bring about the end of days. But it is my depressing duty to report to you that from the makers of Vampires Suck, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie, and Epic Movie comes the poster for their latest- The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D.
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Anyway, apparently according to the poster, this is a pretty big rip off of Avatar, which is sure to send James Cameron's panties a-twistin'. I'm not even going to guess what kind of awful jokes are going to be used here. I'm guessing liberal use of the fart sound effect, something about the Na'avi tails, and I don't know, big boobs or Justin Bieber or something. God I'm getting dumber by just guessing which outdated pop culture reference they're going to use.
Who is really seeing these movies? It can't be stoners- they're too lazy to go see anything besides David Fincher or stuff like that. Pre-teens? Aren't these movies rated too raunchy for those who haven't cultured themselves yet? I kind of just picture the only people that see these movies are middle aged dads who just want to get 90 minutes of alone time. They sneak in a 5th of Jack D and just sit in a dark theater, crying, drinking, and trying to force a laugh at fart jokes. If that's not the saddest image you've ever imagined then I don't know what is.
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