The bon mots that impressed us, without the rubbish that made us retch.
5. Just passed on 2 free nights at a nice hotel In Manhattan to stay at my moms house to cook for her. Im a good boy. – comedian Andy Milonakis (AndyMilonakis)
4. Elvis Costello's "New Amsterdam" on the room service hold music. Nicely done, NY hotel. – comedian Patton Oswalt (pattonoswalt)
3. "I'm writing a book all about the life and times of Jesus. I'm gonna name it "Mark". Because my name is Mark." – comedian Jim Gaffigan (JimGaffigan)
2. I'm starting a campaign called Naps for Jesus. So basically every time I take a nap, it'll be for Jesus. #napsforjesus – Sarah Silverman (SarahKSilverman)
1. #DoyouthinkLucifer uses in in ear monitors or signature Beats by Dre headphones???!!! – musician Kanye West (kanyewest)
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