I almost don't want to write about these irritating idiots, just to avoid having to hear their names or see their faces anymore. But lately, I've been wanting to gauge my eyes out every time I open a magazine or surf the Web. Total overkill. Why do all the tolerable celebrity couples break up and get divorced while the ones we want to throw things at are living on with their happily annoying lives? Grrr.
Warning: I picked the most gag-inducing photos to accompany. Try to keep your lunch down.
5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Between the bounds of babies they bring home and their little family vacays to Third World countries, Brangelina is just a little too perfect and charitable for my taste, which I didn't think was possible. Yeah, yeah. You are selfless and gorgeous. We know. Blah.
Geez...it seems after five years, I'm still Team Aniston. Who knew?
4. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
This is a no-brainer. I was a huge Dawson's Creek dork back in the late 90's and seeing Joey Potter grow into a seemingly-possessed woman in the grips of a crazy man just breaks my heart. The fact that their daughter is so friggen adorable doesn't help their annoyingness factor. Ugh, tell me that cheesy wedding photo doesn't make you dry heave.
3. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey
We get it. You're in loveeee. You stick up for your woman when a better rappers insult you. You get her name inked on your back. You make the rest of us want to jump off a bridge in pure disgust. Thanks for that.
2. Paris Hilton and...everyone
First it was Nick Carter, then Stavros and the other Paris. Then it was Benji Madden and famewhore Doug Reindhardt. Now it's on to clearly classy Cy Waits who has obviously had such a positive impact on her life...you know, with the drug arrests and all. I'm not sure how much longer I can take her dating escapades.
1. Spencer
Pratt and Heidi Montag
Dude, I
warned you. These two are the epitome of gross. I'd say their 15 minutes
of fame was over...four years ago. Why can't they just go away already?
Ahh.
Who ranks on your list of irritating celebrity couples?
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