No, we're not kidding about this. The man known as Naked Cowboy has chopped off those luscious locks of his and turned his tighy whities in for a flashy suit. Rather than run around Times Square playing his acoustic guitar and taking pictures with tourists, Robert John Burck (yes, he has a real name) has decided to run for President of the United States.
He has a "very conservative policy," he told TMZ, and is very proud of his "unapologetic commitment to our borders, our language and our culture."
Wait, what? This is almost as bad as when that porn star attemped to run for governor of California.
Almost.
[TMZ]
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