I've always found it funny that Big Brother houseguests are forced to ration and barter their alcohol. They are only given so much, which I guess makes sense. You don't want them too sloppy, right? (Well, I do.) Nevertheless, last night was a prime example of a good drunken time in the BB house.
The houseguests were given about six beers and one bottle of wine for eight people (enough to get absolutely no one drunk). They all agreed Britney could have the wine since, you know, they are evicting her ass Thursday night and all. As for the beers, everyone started saying things like "You owe me one" and "You owe me two." When it came down to it, each person would have gotten like 1.23 beers or some shit. Except Jenn and Dan who are both on slop for the week. So, Ian promised he wouldn't drink any more beer for the rest of the summer if he can just have them all now. Everyone agreed.
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So basically, it was a "Get Brit and Ian drunk" kind of party in the backyard. The houseguests just took turns telling stories and encouraging Britney to finish her mug (yes, mug) of wine. She then went on and on about how she loves everyone and wouldn't mind seeing any of them take home the $500K. She also told some pretty hilarious stories about getting caught having sex in high school, something she's already regretting today.
Meanwhile, Ian decided to interrupt the conversation every 30 seconds or so with some strange, creepy or just plain annoying comment. He's 21 years old and clearly can't handle his alcohol because he was just a complete mess. He insulted several people, one of which was Frank. He criticized his hair and his social game, and talked about how he's been watching this show since "before the towers were hit." Ouch. Jenn did not like that. He also called the BB9 cast sluts and cokeheads. As you can guess, the live feeds kepy getting cut off during these drunken rants.
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Later, Brit and Ian went drunk swimming in the pool. She kept asking if him if she was definitely going home to which he honestly replied, "yes." Brit told him that he needs to get out Frank and Dan and win the whole damn thing, which is not likely to happen if he keeps up this annoying charade.
All in all, it was a decent night on the feeds. Better than everyone sleeping anyway.
Thoughts? Are you going to be sad when Britney leaves?
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