Usually when Ryan Lochte speaks, it's in mono-syllables and made up slang words. Turns out there's a good reason why he generally doesn't ever try to say anything of substance. When someone as dumb as him gets on a roll, the results are never pretty.
For instance, Ryan Lochte's sister, Megan Lochte. She's apparently just as stupid as her brother, and also a horrible racist. Behold this amazing video, in whcih Megan Lochte goes on a C-List talk show after the Beijing Olympics and giggles through one racial slur after another.
You may remember Lochte's sister from that time three weeks ago in London when everyone thought that she was her brother's girlfriend, after she was spotted drunkenly sitting on Ryan's lap. I mean, we can be pretty sure that those two have made out at least a couple of times in their lives. Megan looks so much like her brother, and there's no way Ryan Lochte could resist making out with a woman who looks like him, because that would mean that she's the most attractive female in the world.
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