Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine (a.k.a. everyone's favorite loudmouth birther nutty conservative heavy metal dolt) has gotten people riled up again over comments he made on stage in Singapore last week. In a bizarrely unprovoked rant, Mustaine told the baffled (I'm sure) crowd, "Back in my country, my president is trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders. Like the 'Fast And Furious' thing down at the border and Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple." He added: "I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America."
| Previously… Dave Mustaine Supports Rick Santorum, Has Harsh Words For Rest Of GOP Field, President Obama, Kittens, Etc. |
Hey, Dave, maybe Singapore will keep you! I hear they're great about things like personal liberties and freedom of speech over there…
Rather than wallow hopelessly in the supremely insensitive and insulting insinuation that the tragic loss of life in both shootings is nothing more than a cog in some washed up has-been heavy metal non-relevant's self-indulgent and ignorantly hateful conspiracy theory, I thought I'd start up a little guessing game by tossing out a few more moronic sound bites that we can probably expect to hear spilling out of Dave Mustaine's mouth like so much mental afterbirth any day now. Feel free to share your own wacky Mustaine-isms in the provided comments section after the jump.
"If everyone in that movie theater had been carrying a concealed firearm, none of this would've happened. They'd have just shot this crazy bastard before he could do anything. Problem solved. Lots of problem solved, actually. Why should I have to sit through fifty Big Brother propaganda films telling me to turn off my cell phone when, instead, I could just shoot the first little bastard I see who's texting during the movie. Solved. I don't even own a cell phone!" - On the Aurora massacre
"If I wanted to put my hard-earned money towards lazy minorities, I would've just done it, you know? Instead of writing timeless metal classics as frontman of one of the most seminal hard rock groups of all time, you know, I would've just, like, taught Johnny Jobless how to play 'Symphony of Destruction.' I would've just given the 'Peace Sells' solo to Jose Immigrant and said, 'Here, you make something out of this.'" – On welfare
"Why should he just show all of his tax returns? Why, because people just say they want him to? People ask me to do shit all the time. 'Dave, please headline Coachella.' 'Oh, Dave, please come to our town, we're erecting a statue in your honor.' He doesn't owe these cry babies anything. I don't pay any taxes. Get a president in there that stands for what I believe in and then I'll think about supporting the government financially." – On Mitt Romney
"Okay, suppose you're coming home from work… and you're a woman… and you get brutally raped and impregnated in a dirty, filthy alley. You're probably thinking, 'Oh, no problem. This is totally okay. I'll just go get an abortion tomorrow.' Well, what if the great great great great great grandfather of that disgusting rapist invented gunpowder? And what if his great great great great great grandson is the guy who cures cancer? But oh no, whoops, sorry, you paid a godless doctor to stick a vacuum cleaner up your chute and murdered everyone else's cancer vaccine. Way to go, bitch." – On women, abortion and geneology
"I haven't seen any scientific data to disprove that it wasn't invented by genetically engineered super intelligent polar bears. I mean, have you?" – On gay marriage
"I don't believe the government engineered AIDS to kill gay people… mostly because I don't believe the government does anything intelligent, and the AIDS/gay people thing is a totally effective idea. I'm not saying I'm in favor of it, I'm just saying, if you're going to wipe out gay people, that'd certainly do the trick. Wait, what was the question again?" – On the 2012 Summer Olympics
"I don't see why it's so hard to believe that he's a militant Kenyan Islamic fanatical terrorist Nazi socialist? I mean, where's the documented proof that he isn't any of those things?" - On DJ Lance Rock from Yo Gabba Gabba!
"If someone had asked me when I was thirteen years old, 'Dave, would you rather stay in your room all day practicing the guitar and masturbating with your dad's old Playboys or get out there and get a job and contributing something to society,' which do you think I would've picked? I would have stuck with the guitar and the masturbating. But most people just aren't as gifted as I am… at either." – On child labor laws
"If these Occupy Wall Street parasites would put as much effort into job hunting as they did playing the bongos and occupying parks, we'd have, like, thousands of job applicants for every one open job in America. Then, there's economic precedent for job creators to invest in infrastructure opportunities, which in turn provide the groundwork for decent American families to provide some bedrock principles, you know? Some basic moral code that'll give these wayward teenagers something to adhere to while simultaneously supporting the troops and promoting freedom and democracy across the globe and stimulating the job market for hard-working, decent Americans and forcing the freeloading illegal immigrants to present a government ID to vote or self-deport themselves over the electric fence and guard dogs back to the hotbed Al Qaeda areas where they came from." – On…???
"Just… Jews." – On global warming
[Disclaimer: No, Dave Mustaine did not actually say and does not, so far as we know, support or agree with any of the above crazy wacko lunatic quotes. But, if I know Dave… which I don't… I'd say we're definitely in store for some more classic Mustaine nonsense between now and the November presidential election. Be sure to stay tuned, I know he won't disappoint.]
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