Miss us? Hopefully you haven't been missing MYV2's Guy Code, the only show on the tube offering weekly advice and guidance on the laws of manhood. And as an added bonus, with new episodes every Tuesday night (that's TONIGHT) at 11pm, we've had the show's stars dishing out weekly advice to all of you stumped Ologists out there in order to assist your ascent to brohood. This week, Donnell Rawlings, April Rose, and Melanie Iglesias handle the best worst time to dump your current situation just in time for an upgrade, and how bros should sleep together. The important things, folks!
Week 1: Exposing Your Fetish & Defining "DTF"
Week 2: Three-Way Love Crimes & The Dick Pic Dilemma
Dear Guy Code,
I’ve been meaning to dump my girlfriend, but there's a few date problems, her birthday, my birthday, and our anniversary are all coming up. I don't mean to be selfish, but my birthday is coming up, and I'd like to be able to have a good time. When's the best time to drop the dead weight?
Signed, Not Single (But Ready To Mingle)
MELANIE IGLESIAS: Immediately. Why would you let it go on if you’re not happy? I broke up with someone on our anniversary two weeks before it.
APRIL ROSE: You are a cold-hearted B.I.T.C.H.!
DONNELL RAWLINGS: If you want to break up, you want it to be permanent; you don’t want to go back. So I would suggest you do it on the day of your anniversary! Make it permanent, so she says "you know what? This dude is serious about never wanting to see me again." Just let her know: "I just want to say happy—we’re breaking up."
So you'd stick it out for birthdays?
DONNELL: If you’re at a point where you want to break up, all of those are good times to break up, because they know it’s permanent. Don’t pussyfoot this shit! You’re waiting for the perfect time—now is the perfect time!
MELANIE: I broke up with a guy on his birthday, and then the next year I broke up with a guy on our anniversary- but he was cheating! He was crying… and then I threw a water bottle at him. And just recently, I broke up with someone the night before our anniversary, and he was like, “I didn’t see this coming.” And I was like… [shrugs]
Dear Guy Code,
I’m going to a wedding this weekend and we have two hotel room for seven guys. Each room has a Queen-size bed and a pullout couch. What’s the Guy Code for who sleeps where?
Signed, Wedding Crasher
DONNELL: Two guys can’t sleep on the same bed. You get the bed, you get the pullout couch, and you get a sheet on the floor. Two rooms, seven guys? However it is, you can’t sleep in the same bed. If you do, one guy is on top of the covers and one under the sheets, and one has to be at the extreme edge and the other guy has to be on the other side of the edge. You can take four pillows, and put it in the tub! That could be a sleeping area too… but you can’t share. And you have to sleep with your jeans and your boots and everything. You have to be fully clothed, man. Like a Northface Jacket and everything!
MELANIE: To me, whoever put the card down for the room gets the bed, and the other person gets the couch.
APRIL: Or you can put a line of pillows in between you guys on the bed. That separates it!
DONNELL: There’s always one dude who doesn’t care about the money, because he’s got the girl. "No, I got the girl. I should get the bed!"
MELANIE: Then he should get the bed! That’s how it should be!
DONNELL: Yeah. Whoever gets ass first gets the bed.
APRIL: You don’t even care about the girl, you just want her so you can get the spot on the bed!
MELANIE: Or you could just be like "Dibs!" on the bed!
DONNELL: See, you’d probably be like, “These sheets are brown. I’m fucking broke up with me!” [laughs]
MELANIE: You make it sound like I broke up with my ex for no reason! He had naked pictures of a girl!
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