Snooki and JWoww are getting sick of each other, and "Cancun Is Not An Island" is just the beginning of it. (Jersey City must have gotten a little boring.) The girls invite their two girlfriends to head to Cancun for some little R&R and the trip becomes a bit sour. Or, at least Snooki does. A pregnant woman who is four months along shouldn't be staying out until 2 a.m. at the bar with her girls. Amiright? Snooki soon realizes her mistake and begins to blame Jenni and calls her dad saying she doesn't want to live with her anymore.
"You feel like you're on a tropical island! And…you sort of are." – Snooki
Five minutes later.
"Cancun's not an island?" – Snooki
"I'm trying to shave my vagina and I can't!" – JWoww
The lights go out in the bathroom while Jenni is trying to shave.
"Have you ever nicked it before?" – JWoww
"And then you go in and pee and ahhhh!" – Snooki
The girls decide that Snooki and Jenni will have a day each for them selves to decide what the group is doing. Snooki goes for some beach and the zoo while JWoww goes straight to the bar. (On Snooki's night.) Compared to the past though, no, she doesn't decide to pee behind an empty bar this time.
"I'm not sure that pregnancy is supposed to be a handicap." – JWoww
"Oh no bitch, you don't pull my extensions." – Snooki about the monkeys
"Ew, it looks like a vagina." – Snooki about the crocodile's mouth
Best Scene Ever: The Deer running around them
"Hell no! Hell no!" – Snooki
"Can you get tan by fire?" - Jenni
"I haven’t seen a moon yet. Is there a moon in this country?" - Snooki
Bar Time!
And a fight breaks out.
"Seriously, I shouldn’t be here. There's a fight breaking out. God forbid someone bumped into me and I got hurt and lost the baby. I shouldn't be in danger like that." – Snooki
Dolphin Day!
Snooki dancing with the dolphins is life.
"I got bitch smacked by a dolphin!" – JWoww
Later On That Night…
"Hey, can you bring up a bottle of Absolute?" -JWoww
"Since when did you become fun?" - Snooki
Jenni takes offense to this because "Jenni was always here, but Nicole was too blacked out to notice."
Snooki knows she's taking her harmones out on Jenni, but nothing really changes. The girls basically sit in silence during dinner and Snooki later calls her dad crying.
"Dealing with Nicole in Cancun sucks. I wish she didn't come." - Jenni
AND SCENE.
SumOlogy: Cancun and a pregnant girl just don't mix.
Grade: B+
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