Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte insists his mom's statement about his affinity for one-night stands is totally not true. He's way more sensitive than that, you guys.
"Yeah, I mean, I definitely want a relationship," he eloquently told E! News. "I want to give a certain someone my heart. I mean, I just gotta find the right girl."
Oh yeah? Well, we can help with that. Here are 5 hot ladies we think can handle Ryan's intellect... or lack thereof. These women can put the douche in his place and maybe smack him around a little bit. You know, just to see how it feels.
Agree? Think of someone better? Let us know in the comments!
Ashley Tisdale
They would make a pretty hot couple and the Tis is fun enough to keep Ryan interested. She would dump his ass eventually, but only after she found out he pees in more than just the pool.
Katy Perry
Anything to get her away from John Mayer, really. She and Ryan probably wouldn't last, but it would be fun to watch him try to tame this firework.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron's dated her fair share of younger guys and since she's into swimming and surfing (and burping), these two are a match made in heaven.
Hope Solo
Hope would definitely wear the pants in this relationship. She'd get fed up with his famewhoring ways and kick his ass to the curb.
Amanda Seyfried
Ryan would fall smitten to Amanda's sweet ways, but this girl is way too smart to put up with bullshit long-term. That's why she's a Hollywood serial dater. On to the next one.
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