All right, all of this Pauly D DJ sh*t is beginning to irk too far toward the "I'm going to stick a thumb in my eye solely for the fact to reducing the mental pain from being forced to acknowledge his accepted existence." The guy represents everything wrong with America, the spoiled rape of the "dream," and after all of his riding the express elevator up the phallic tower of fame, he has the audacity to claim that he has the same hustle as 50 Cent.
Here's what he said in a recent interview with MTV:
"When me and 50 met, it was like instant chemistry," he explained. "Like, he gets me, I get him. You know what? We just have a bond. His business work ethic is just like mine. He's a hustler his whole life, and so am I, and we just clicked."
I'm not a huge fan of 50, but his "hustle" actually is a "hustle." Last time I checked, Pauly d never sold drugs and got shot nine times working for his fame. Spending your days tanning and blending up protein shakes on MTV doesn't really qualify as "hustling."
The bounty for someone to ether this tool still stands.

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