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DadBoner Put His Resume On Craigslist
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Guy Who Might Be DadBoner's Roommate Dave
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DadBoner CraigsList Ad: DJ Dance Party Celebraish
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Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?
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15 Tips To Make Summer 2012 The Best Summer Ever
15 Tips To Make Summer 2012 The Best Summer Ever
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Jerry commented on Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?:
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November 22, 2012

Bison posted in DadBoner
Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?
I guess some people don't appreciate the Bold Flavor Lifestyle, you guys. The New York Times printed a classless review of Guy Fieri's new NYC restaurant today, and the Twittersphere is calling on Karl Welzein, a.k.a. DadBoner for a response. Last we heard from Welzein, he and Dave were hiding in the john with the lights turned off and some ranch corn nuts for provisions, after the landlord discovered that Crazy Cooter and his friends had ruined "Club Karl" next door by having deviant carnal relations and going number two in the bathtub. Will Guy Fieri's biggest fan and possible future business partner come out of stick up for Guy's honor, and for Bold Flavor men everywhere? We can only hope, you guys. Here's more,
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November 14, 2012

Bison posted in DadBoner
DadBoner Put His Resume On Craigslist
DadBoner a.k.a. Karl Welzein got canned from his job recently, after Nosey Lady found him passed out on the floor of the lady's john when he had some kind of seizure situaish with a bad batch of BL 'Nums. So Karl has been living the "All Freedom Lifestyle," making merry with Dave and Crazy Cooter, but even a Bad Boy has to earn some bread, somehow. So DadBoner has put his rezz (resume, if you still speak square) up on Craigslist, and he's sure to get some hot leads on it real soon. Under his employment history he lists Owner/Operator/CEO of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship (Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar"), President and CEO, DJ, The works, really of Bad Boy City USA Entertainment (Blar...
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November 2, 2012


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Guy Who Might Be DadBoner's Roommate Dave
We don't know much about DadBoner's roommate Dave, except that he's a no-class corncob who leaches onto Karl and ruins all of his best plans by doin'things like beefin' in front of babes. But here' another best guess as to what Dave might look like. Check out more of Guys Who Might Be Dave, and post your own Daves in our DadBoner Ology.
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October 24, 2012

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Read Every DadBoner Tweet From The Beginning

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People are always asking me where they can go to read archives of every tweet DadBoner has ever made. Such a thing is out there, but it's really hard to find, so I figured I'd simplify the process and link to it from this very easy to find location.

Since most of Karl's followers have come to him just in the past year or so, most people are in the dark about how it all began. It's getting to the point now that people are joining Twitter just so they can follow DadBoner. But there's so much good stuff in the archives to catch up on. I started following Captain Karl about a year ago, when his follow number was somewhere around 5,000, and even though I was relatively early to the party, there's still so much that I missed, you guys. 

It's interesting to see DadBoner dealing with Ann and the kids back when he still lived with them. He was a lot more angry back then, and a far cry from the Bad Boy he is now. He cursed quite a bit, which he never does now. After about six months of torture with the family, he moved in with Dave, and then the fun really began.

It's also interesting to see the language and the character develop. DadBoner's first tweet is one that's still very familiar (Really lookin' forward to the weekend you guys.), but a lot of the catch phrases we all know and love didn't start showing up until much later on.

Corncob, celebraish, Cold One City, so steamed, chest beefers, rockin' caboose, bold flavors -- all that stuff, and much more, showed up later. It's funny from the beginning, but it's only getting better with time. 

Anywho, here's the link to every DadBoner tweet since the beginning. Also check out our DadBoner Ology for more Captain Karl obsession. Long Live DadBoner, you guys.

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