New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is getting a sex change. Handicapped people are strong discouraged from attending San Diego Padres games. And the Chicago Cubs would like to announce: Fuck Bill Murray.
Mulitple MLB Facebook accounts were hacked today, in one of the more exciting turn of events of the 2012 baseball season. These three have been confirmed. Perhaps more will turn up. UPDATE: There's more! See below!
Whoever did this is a genius, even though I feel like they may have been crossing the line on the Bill Murray thing. You just don't say things like that about Bill. Not even as a joke, you guys.
But as for the Jeter sex change? I read that on the internet, so it's got to be true. Minnie Mantlez has a nice Hall-of-Fame ring to it, don't you think?
Big high five on this one, internet.
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