Ryan Lochte is really good at swimming. But everything else? Boy, is he bad. He's dumb. Really dumb. Stupid. People have used the R-word. There's just not much going on upstairs.
Most Olympic athletes are so single-minded and hyper-focused on their sport, their training, their bod, that they aren't typically very interesting people. But Lochte stands out, even among fellow athletes, as the Olympic Village Idiot.
He swims. He beds harlots. That's about it. Please don't ask him to say anything. Please don't ask him to open his mouth, because it's probably already hanging open with that perpetually confused look he wears on his face whenever he's not cheesing for a camera.
Just watch this video of him saying stuff. It's brutal. Really brutal, bro.
Want to know how his intelligence and personality come off when put into writing? Take a look at a selection from his Twitter feed:
Good God, Ryan Lochte, you are dumb. Get your ass back in the pool. You come off a lot better when you're under water.
Julie Vock:
In my lay person's opinion, he actually appears to have had some sort of brain damage. Maybe lack of oxygen at birth, a birth defect, a lack of oxygen while holding his breath swimming, or maybe his Momma just plain dropped him on his head. Too bad, he is a fantastic athlete and is easy on the eyes, but he is really plain out dumb.
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