Olympians are tremendous athletes. Dedicated, physical specimens competing at the highest possible level. However, they look awfully funny when captured competing mid-event. And that's where I come in.

"The Dolphin Whisperer." Somebody make this show happen. Now.

Step Up part 9: You got Served, Again! Get em'!!!

The champ is here! This dude is a career 92-0-1 record in Twister. The one draw came in a grueling head to head matchup against Gumby. It was a dogfight.

Yea I mean if you're going to fly through the air with both arms out in front, you might as well do it with a cape.

Chill out bro. You're gonna' pop a blood vessel or something. Yoga is supposed to be relaxing.

Kiss me, Gymnast Spiderwoman.

Pushhhhh!!! Squeeeeeze!!!! You got this! Just have to stay loose. Believe in yourself. Remember your training, young grasshopper.

Spielberg where you at? An alien gymnast movie would probably touch every possible demographic.

Ewww!! Bees!!! I hate that movie My Girl! I'm alergic to them too!
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