So Jenna's decided to become a Christian in order to get into Luke's pants because right, that's normal, and Becky's real excited because Jenna has to get baptized wait WHAT?! Alli doesn't approve and if Alli doesn't approve then I damn sure don't either. Credits time!

Munro Chambers is busy running things but EF THAT because Clare needs to vent about her #StuffClareSays problems! She's worried that it could ruin her reputation at her internship, but Eli's like  "Bitch, please. You're not about to have your life ruined by The World's Greatest Panty Raider."

Drew's happy about his job interview, but Bianca warns him that her mom won't like it. Drew's so mad at himself for being horrible at school that he skips class. Again.

Becky is boring Jenna with Shakespeare bullcrap and Jenna responds with SO HOW'S YOUR HOT SPICY BROTHER?! Becky is worried that Jenna is becoming Christian for her, making the huge mistake of thinking that people actually care about Becky. The beans are spilled to Luke, who doesn't seem too sure about this idea, but I think his penis is fine with it.

Clare's at her internship freaking out because #StuffClareSays is trending on Twitter, and Asher tells her to go home because she's clearly a horrible person (which doesn't make sense at all much).

Jenna heads out to get baptized and Alli's mom is there to remind her she's a slut just like Alli is there to remind her she's doing it for Luke. Jenna seems to think there's nothing wrong with this until she says it out loud, but all of a sudden Alli's mom thinks this is a good idea. SO JENNA DOES IT.  JENNA GETS BAPTIZED AND TOTALLY BECOMES CHRISTIAN.

The next day, Jenna feels super happy about all the Jesus fluttering through her body, and is totally ready to open her temple to The Church of Luke. Except Luke still doesn't want a relationship with her because, well, he just doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Jenna is incredibly upset because she did get baptized for him and now what does she have? Faith? God? Religion? ALL OF THAT F*CKING SUCKS!

Clare's presentation goes horribly wrong when she overshoots her assignment, and calls the original project "pedestrian." Now everyone knows what a b*tch she is, which sucks, because she kinda did it to herself, and there's no Eli car crash to distract her from realizing how awful she's been.

Jenna realizes that all of her problems in life are caused by BOYS. Which is pretty stupid, seeing as she's the one making all of these choices. Too bad Becky's in the bathroom as Jenna reveals the truth about Luke, and crucifies her at the stake. Jenna and Clare should really find each other in this episode and just cry on each other's shoulders.

Drew (who fulfills his shirtless quota for this week) got the job at the mall and now thinks he's so ballin' that he can drop out of school. His mom tells him that if he doesn't go to school, he can't live at home, so just like last season on Shameless, the oldest bro in the house moves out. Being homeless clearly is scary to no one on television.

Connor and Adam still won't let this #StuffClareSays thing go, and have now resorted to making YouTube videos in wigs. But Clare is starting to realize, hey, she is kind of a bitch, and apologizes to her friends before proceeding to watch herself be a wench.

Jenna is staring out of the window trying to figure out life's problems, and figures out that maybe Luke is a giant liar. Alli says, "Listen. This is Degrassi. Every single student, teacher, and employee here is a liar. The janitor lied about the floor being dry this morning and I slipped and busted my ass. This is just that kind of place." Jenna says, "Well, if I can't see God maybe he can't f*ck me over. I should go to a real church about this."

Clare heads back into her internship and explains that she's dedicated to her internship and Asher's like "that's okay, babe, I love you too." He basically says that, in the least direct but creepiest way possible. Drew moves in with Fiona and I can't believe I didn't see that coming from his first scene. Damn, Degrassi, you're sneaky!

Jenna goes to a real church to learn about God's plan for her, and the pastor lets her down by explaining that the iPhone app hasn't been released yet. Jenna stands up in front of the entire congregation and proclaims Luke a slut and Becky a saint, which Becky is fine with as long as Jenna stays away from her brother. Jenna replies, "Oh, I'm sure that I can… but I don't know if my vagina will!"

SumOlogy: "Oh my God, I just said 'screwed' in church!"

Grade: C+

Leftovers

I docked some points because is it weird that I actually do want to see Luke and Jenna together? Also, I don't feel like Clare really learned anything from being made fun of, other than sometimes the writers write ridiculous things for her.

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