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15. Jeff Goldblum
Goldblum once said "fantastic" 72 times in 9 minutes as a guest on Jimmy Fallon. Saw it with my own two eyes.
14. Kristen Stewart
13. Kristi Yamaguchi, Former Ice Skating Legend
Nobody has any reason to hate The Gooch. Just wanted to see what she was up to. Miss ya Gooch.
12. Jyoti Amge, Worlds Shortest Woman
18 years old. 2 feet tall. I love her. I love you, Jyoti.
Actually watched an episode of Ellen the other day. Funny dude.
10. Wilson, Home Improvement
How's that for a statement. We like a guy whose face you can't even see, more than Dwight.
9. Ben Curtis, "Dude, you're getting a Dell" guy
Curtis was arrested for buying weed on the Lower East Side, and no I didn't find out from Snapple.
8. Paul Reubens, Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee was arrested for wacking it in a movie theater. Yup. Still better than Dwight.
7. Peter Greene, Bad Guy In Every Movie
This guy is pure scum. The Mask. Usual Suspects. Blue Streak. Training Day. Hawaii Five-0. SCUM. But it's make believe scum. Dwight's is real.
6. Janet Reno
5. Kenny G
I bet his locks smell like like the fruits of the Mediterranean Sea.
4. Vince Offer
Vince was arrested for biting a prostitute and then slap-chopping her to death.
3. Mike O'Malley, Nickelodeon GUTS
Mo back to you, MMMMMMO!
You guessed it. Just needed an exuse to use this picture. His father must be so proud.
1. Wayne Newton
Lovin you, is easy cuz' you're beautiful...