I've got a foul mouth and a vulgar, sarcastic sense of humor. I tell it like it is, and even when I tell it like its not, you won't mind or notice because I'm pretty and funny and my extensive, eloquent vocabulary will have you running to thesaurus.com just to figure out how harshly I'm bashing some dumb local dirty bar. The attached pic is (from left to right) this hot girl Erin that goes to my school, my smokin hot girlfriend, Catey who has the voice of an angel and the tits of a porn star (but think more like the youporn kind not the Pam Anderson kind) & (oh yeah, forgot to mention that, who doesn't love some good ol' fashioned rug-muching humor?), and me on the right, with a whiskey/rocks in my hand. I drink like an old man, and I've got stories for days.
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