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These 2 chicks come in and they tell me immediately that they go to Emory University, we give free chips and salsa for that. So I tell them that I will go ahead and get those out for them. Then one girl asks if we have a bottomless soup and salad. I say that we do, I explain that it's usually a lunch item, so at 9 pm, we add $2.00 after 4 o'clock. She asks why, and I explain to her again that it's basically a lunch item. She looks confused, I tell them that I will give them some more time and they say ok... I come back with chips and drinks.. the chick that asked about soup says they don't want the chips now but she wants bottomless soup.. I tell her it's a combo, technically chips and salsa already come with bottomless soup and salad so she can keep them. She says:
"I don't want chips." (as she eats them)
"I want bottomless soup" she says.
"We have bottomless soup and salad and chips."
"I don't want salad or chips. Is that cheaper? I want bottomless soup for cheap."
"Um.. no that's not how it works. It's all three or one bowl of soup for your entree."
she looks at me dumbfounded..... she ended up getting a cup of soup, left me 20 cents and then asked for a togo chips and salsa...

oh i can't wait until that bitch is someone's OBGYN. I love the youth of today and how their parents pay $50,000 a year for their school, but they can't read a fucking menu or understand anything people say to them.. Lord help us

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