16. Richard Gere
Used to joke that Gere was the type of guy who would put on a robe, walk into a liquor store, ask for the most expensive bottle of champagne, smash it on the floor and say "I'll take 12". After this Dwight Howard saga, I kind of dig Gere's style.
15. Lenny Dykstra
Dykstra is in jail for bankrupcy fraud. But at least he's making us laugh. A few months ago it was reported he was cutting holes in his sheets, putting his weiner through the hole and flashing inmates. C'mon that's funny, right?
14. Justin Guarini
Haha. Guarini.
13. Joan Rivers
At least she admits her face looks like a $349.99 boot.
12. Gordon Ramsay
I watched this guy taste a contestant's dish, spit it on the floor in front of him and say, "Hmmm I see you've encrusted your pastry in crap." I actually love this guy.
11. Kevin James
Paul Blart. The Zookeeper. The Dilemma. And I still like him better than Dwight Howard.
10. Sarah Jessica Parker
Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
9. Grown up Screech
The act was cute when he was Screech, the curly-haired little nerd. Now he's still Screech, the curly-haired freak with an awful goatee and a sex tape. And probably a huge... ego. Dwight Howard has really fallen far.
8. David Arquette
I used to think his child-like personality and innocent immaturity was an act. But it's not. He's actually just a weirdo (like most who play make believe for a living). I'll take weird over cocky, egocentric and indecisive.
7. Carrot Top
I think the whole point of his gig is to get you not to like him, and I still find him more likeable than Dwight Howard.
6. Ernest
He went to camp, Africa and the army while completing other fascinating ventures that not all of us get to experience. He's also arguably the most annoying person on this list. Still take Ernie over Dwight.
5. Tom Green
At least he knew his role and disappeared once he realized nobody liked him.
4. Dave Coulier
This is a man who I can assure you sits in front of a mirror and tells jokes to himself. Which is harmless compared to what Dwight Howard has created.
3. Flo, The Progressive Lady
There are more people who hate Flo than anyone I can think of. Oh how the tables have turned, Dwight.
2. Frankie Muniz
Oh Franklin. I see you've grown from Malcolm in the Middle to Malcolm in the Middle of an identity crisis. You're name is Franky Muniz. Not Pedro "Icepick Killer" Alvarez.
1. Mr. Bean
One of the worst human beings to ever grace this Earth. I'd rather share a room with a mime.
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