My name is Leah, and I’m a ‘Housewives-’holic. Wow. That was easier to admit than I thought. For six years (holy s*it I can’t believe it’s been that long), I’ve watched women laugh, cry and fight in their multi-million dollar homes. During this time, I’ve learned a lot about these ladies (probably more than I care to know) and figured out which ones I would happily call “mom” and which ones I would happily run away from. After a few moments of thoughts and some quick scribbling, I’ve compiled a list of my top ten Real Housewives. Some of you may think I’m crazy. Some of you may think I’m correct. Obviously, the latter group is the only opinion that matters (just kidding. Kind of).
10. Vicki Gunvalson, RH Orange County
You can’t create a list of kick a*s housewives and not mention the matriarch of the series. Although I don’t love everything Vicki does (she treated Don like s*it and can be cold toward newbies), I love her overall personality. She doesn’t sugarcoat things and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Some people say this is b*tchy, I say this is honesty. Her cast mates should take some lessons.
9. Sonja Morgan, RH New York
When this lady walks into a room, she’s “still the straw that stirs the drink.” If I had to take a guess, I think that means she makes everything a little better. And that’s true. Sonja never takes herself too seriously, which keeps her free from any drama. Not to mention, she tries to save her money which makes her more relatable than the other ladies.
8. Phaedra Parks, RH Atlanta
Everybody knows Phaedra is phenomenal housewife, but do they know why? Well, for starters she’s funnier than any other Atlanta lady. Her one-liners keep me laughing when an episode gets boring. She also isn’t afraid to admit that money is important to her and that she will do anything for a dollar. Well, except stripping I’m sure.
7. Lisa Vanderpump, RH Beverly Hills
The British accent should be enough to win fans over. But if it’s not, there are other amazing things about her. She coordinates her husband and her dog’s outfit, which makes fans wonder who she loves more. She also isn’t afraid to talk about the dirtier things in life. Yes, I mean sex. Yet she does it in a way that doesn’t make me want to close my eyes and cover my ears.
6. Luann De Lesseps, RH New York
I’m sorry. I mean Countess Luann De Lesseps. Once you get past the pretentious attitude, there really is a lot to like about her. Like Vicki, she’s not afraid to speak her mind and she does it in a way that doesn’t come off as catty. She’s also able to make fun of herself which makes her more relatable. I mean, you don’t think she takes her songs seriously, do you?
Stay tuned tomorrow for my top five housewives.
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