I've really tried to ignore this sad piece of filth representative of the failing human condition as news began to develop over the past few weeks, but now that the product is here, my self-control has evaporated, thus leading to now where I am not only recovering, but posting porno-ho Bree Olson's hip-hop debut that, to delve into some innuendo proper to her career, sucks more than the legacy of dicks she's built her fortune on.
Alongside this toolish K-Fed by-product Mike Gonsolin, Bree tags into what she likes to think is creative culture commentary with the track pathetically titled "Hollywood Douchebag," and not only fails musically, but essentially as a human being. When your primary talents are sodomy, various sexual positions, and entertaining all breeds of human being wasting away in the crevices of a sofa or their parents basement, there's little hope that you're going to perform well at much else. That's just me though. Here's what Bree told HipHopDX on the matter:
"I am super excited about my first single. It was such a blast doing the song and music video. Since both of us [Bree and Mike Gonsolin] are not originally from Hollywood, and are hardly acclimated to its esoteric 'lifestyle,' this parody track seemed to come to fruition almost instantaneously... It was such a breath of fresh air to be able to not take myself too seriously for a minute, and just poke fun at the silly town of Hollywood and everything that it embodies and reveres."
I'm not going to even touch on the ironies. My final advice: just stay spread eagle or something. You seem to serve a better place in the world with your mouth shut and clothes off (yes, that doesn't speak well, but it's your cross to bear).
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