Because apparently most people exist in a world where Jennifer Lopez farting in a tuna can is breaking headline news, the fact that she's officially leaving American Idol—just a day after aging rocker Steven Tyler hilariously announced his quick departure—should be enough for people to start looting and burning flags and leading sacrificial rituals to honor their Latin-American princess and whatnot. After a considerably short 2-year run on the Fox singing throwdown, Jenny From The Block told Ryan Seacrest that "the time has come" for her to continue using Pitbull and whoever else is more popular than her to sell records and ass get back to her music career. "You're gonna make me cry," she confessed while chopping onions directly under her face. "I really was dreading this phone call with you!" Because she, unlike the average American who has completely forgotten that Idol is a thing that exists, believes we are here for her tears. We are not. Here for that ass, sure…
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