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Detroit Tigers Played Like Victims In Dud Of A World Series
Taking nothing away from the San Fransisco Giants, who played like champs and beat the Detroit Tigers' brains in for four straight games, the Tigers played the World Series like a sad-sack group of victims. Their defeatist attitude was reminiscent of the same woe-is-me feeling that the Yankees had recently brought to Detroit.  Looking back, it sure feels like the Detroit Tigers lost the World Series just a few innings into the first game in San Fransisco.  In Game 1, the Tigers sent Justin Verlander to the mound to oppose Barry Zito in what pundits called one of the most lopsided pitching matchups in World Series memory. It was a battle between the best pitcher in baseball in the past few seasons, against probably the worst pitcher in baseball over that same span. What happened? Verlander got roughed up by the red-hot Giants lineup, Zito baffled the r...
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Anger At Jose Valverde Turns To Pity From Detroit Tigers Fans
There probably aren't many people around Major League Baseball who feel sorry for Jose Valverde. The Tigers' former closer can't get anyone out and can't figure it out, but after dancing all over the pitcher's mound for the past ten years as he as he saved 277 games in his career, there's a lot of people who are now dancing upon his grave, nodding in satisfaction at what the baseball gods have wrought upon him. Tigers fans' frustrations with Valverde have been steadily rising all season, coming to a head when he blew a four-run ninth-inning lead against the Yankees in game 1 of the ALCS. But after giving up hits to four of the five hitters he faced in mop-up time against the Giants last night, a dumbfounded, dismayed and very very lonely Valverde could be seen in the Tigers dugout talking in obvious confusion with Tigers pitching coach Jeff Jones. At this point, Tigers fans' a...
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Watch This: Justin Verlander, Kate 'Upton Girl' Billy Joel Parody Video

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This is the greatest thing to yet come of the Kate Upton-Justin Verlander romance

The story is still not a week old, but we already have our first YouTube parody video, "Upton Girl," set, of course, to the music of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl." We can only assume that there will be a string of more parody videos to come, culminated with a Justin Verlander-Kate Upton sex tape that will crash the internet.

| Related: Need Proof Upton Is Sexy? |

Anyway, until then, 'Upton Girl' is really, surprisingly good.

Lyrics written and copyrighted by Jimmy Lewis, Touch Em All Productions, SCS, Michigan:

UPTON GIRL

Upton Girl
She’s been living in her Upton world
I bet she’s never had an M V P
I bet she’s never met one like J.V.
He’s gotta be with an

Upton Girl
He’s been living in his baseball world
As long as anyone with fastballs has
And now he’s looking for his big curve lass
She’s got the ass

And when he throws ‘One Oh One’
He can pitch No No’s
But now it seems like
This Kate might be his Yoko
Suddenly he’s not tough
Just because he’s been up on an

Upton Girl
You know I’ve seen her in that Swimsuit World
If just her photographs can wear me out
Imagine what the real girl’s about
She’ll wipe him out

And when she’s walking
She’s flaunting the goods
That’s when J.V. becomes baseball’s
Tiger Woods
We’ll see he’s not so tough
Just because he’s in love with an

Upton Girl
She’s been living in her Upton world
As long as anyone with double D’s
Can slowly take down a great M V P
She’s got J.V.

Upton Girl
J.V.’s Upton Girl
Don’t you know he’s in love with an
Upton Girl
J.V.’s Upton Girl …

 

[h/t It's Always Sunny In Detroit]

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