Jennifer Lopez, strutting a newly revitalized music career thanks in part to the magical pixie powers of Pitbull, has perhaps decided to drop some dead weight by choosing to leave American Idol after appearing as a judge for two seasons. Lopez, having realized that she can now take over the music world once again with her Latina sensibilities and other favorable ASSets feels she should focus on other things, such as providing music for drunken club patrons and lending her smooth voicing talents to popular animated films like Ice Age: Man, Kids Will Watch Anything These Days! "I don’t know if I can go for a third year," said the popular singer. "I miss doing other things. It really does lock you down, which was nice the first year." This is Jenny From The Block, after all: one doesn’t simply put her in a box and expect her to be fine with it. She needs to be as free as a bird and soar as high as an eagle!
Basically, what I’m saying is this: I appreciate her rump.
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